Sunday, October 18, 2009

survival

High School isn't just fun and games. High school might just be the most terrify four years of a teenagers life. There are a lot of things to be afraid of. Hers just the top 5 scariest things of high school.

#5 Vamp teachers
These are no ordinarily teachers. these teachers feed on your misery and love to make you suffer. Except lots of homework form these teachers. Plans for the weekend? Not anymore. You will seriously have no social life besides school. There is no cure. Damage is permanent, and irreplaceable.

#4 Goth Kids
I'm not kidding. These guys are very scary. You can always be walking down the hall and then turn around and all of sudden you'll feel like someone is watching your every move. Don't taunt or make eye- contact. Avoid speaking to if possible. Beware of stepping onto their territory. You will know when you have stepped onto their territory when it goes all quite and their is no sound. Cure: you shouldn't need any cure if you just avoid.

#3 Seniors
Seniors are very scary. And reasonable sharks. These guys can smell fresh meat the moment it steps on campus. Junior and some sophomores have nothing to fear more these guys. Freshmen, it might be in your best interests to start learning how to run and run very fast. the trash cans will become your best friend for awhile. Cure: eating lunch in bathroom and avoiding eye-contact.

#2 P.E. Teachers
Fitness! fitness! that's what these guys are all about. 1-mile runs, 50 or more sit-ups and other things you really don't want to know. Trust me. Cure: there is no cure unfortunately you have to take P.E for two years. Sorry.

#1 Principal;
Principals rule the school and make sure you know it. You think your mom's scary ? Wait till you hear the principals screaming at you. They don't really scream its more like they have this voice that transmits feelings of disappoint to you. Cure: behave like a angel and you just might survive.

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