Let's be Friendemies!

She's your best friend. while all along she's a spy! And just not any spy but a super spy! Nah, I'm just kidding, but she is your enemy. Ther is always one girl in your pack of friends who wants your spot and will stop at nothing to have it. You see girl packs are like a pack of wolves one always has to be on top the head alpha and then theres beta and so on. The lower wolves are always looking to topple someone from the top. (just like girls) You never know when it will happen or if going to happen at all. You might not be expecting it , but all of sudden there you are friendless and a loner. I have been told its part of nature or something like that. The survival of the fittest, who ever is on top is the fittest and so they naturally have the right to do whatever they want. At least till they get pushed off their perch on top.

skinny or curvy?

Okay , I'm just going to rant. Why is it that people always go with the skinny people but not the fuller people? I mean so what if they are a size 5, that means they have no curves and that they either starve themselves or have some sort of disease that is so very unfortunate(not really at least for them). Seriously, you look around and all the boys either have their eye on some chit who is very skinny or a girl who has meat on their bones. (mostly its the earlier version) Skinniness shouldn't count for everything. How about if they're nice and caring? What ever happened to that? Nooo, now its how small is her waist, and how tiny she is. And girls actually stand for that, sad no? Ahh, but this is how society has made us believe that very skinny- good, curvy-bad. And that is just plain sad. Boys really don't know what they're missing, sad but a fact of life. I'm really not dissing or insulting anyone its really just one of the silly conversations going on inside my head.

survival

High School isn't just fun and games. High school might just be the most terrify four years of a teenagers life. There are a lot of things to be afraid of. Hers just the top 5 scariest things of high school.

#5 Vamp teachers
These are no ordinarily teachers. these teachers feed on your misery and love to make you suffer. Except lots of homework form these teachers. Plans for the weekend? Not anymore. You will seriously have no social life besides school. There is no cure. Damage is permanent, and irreplaceable.

#4 Goth Kids
I'm not kidding. These guys are very scary. You can always be walking down the hall and then turn around and all of sudden you'll feel like someone is watching your every move. Don't taunt or make eye- contact. Avoid speaking to if possible. Beware of stepping onto their territory. You will know when you have stepped onto their territory when it goes all quite and their is no sound. Cure: you shouldn't need any cure if you just avoid.

#3 Seniors
Seniors are very scary. And reasonable sharks. These guys can smell fresh meat the moment it steps on campus. Junior and some sophomores have nothing to fear more these guys. Freshmen, it might be in your best interests to start learning how to run and run very fast. the trash cans will become your best friend for awhile. Cure: eating lunch in bathroom and avoiding eye-contact.

#2 P.E. Teachers
Fitness! fitness! that's what these guys are all about. 1-mile runs, 50 or more sit-ups and other things you really don't want to know. Trust me. Cure: there is no cure unfortunately you have to take P.E for two years. Sorry.

#1 Principal;
Principals rule the school and make sure you know it. You think your mom's scary ? Wait till you hear the principals screaming at you. They don't really scream its more like they have this voice that transmits feelings of disappoint to you. Cure: behave like a angel and you just might survive.

Can a fart kill you?

There's question I have been pondering for some while now. Can farts kill you? I now you're thinking doesn't she have to studying or doing homework instead of thinking weird things. The truth I do have a lot of stuff to do but still I wonder.

The gas that your body passes is just the food you eat. So I guess eat bad food and you get super nasty ones. Are they flammable ? Do they always have to be so loud?

Are they flammable? Answer: yes, very much. Your fart is made of methane( which is very flammable). Which means if you let one rip you might not do in front of an open flame. I guess if you really wanted to try it out it could be a very interesting science experiment.

Hmm, I don;t think they are always so loud. Some can as quiet as a mouse. I hear those are the ones you want to avoid. Silent but Deadly. Beware!

Boy Trouble?

Have you heard of women's intuition? All women are born with, which helps us as we grow but does it really? Our "intuition" helps us know certain things: like when boys like us and when they don't. But can we really trust it? May women intuition may be there but sometimes it stays silent and basically I end up making a fool of myself in front of the boy I like. So I came up with a way to make sure that never happens. ( At least I hope that will happen) First step never eat or drink something if you know he'll pass by you. (Or else you might end spilling or choking on whatever your eating or drinking.) Second step Make sure your shoelaces are tied or else you'll you will trip. Also look where your walking and make sure not to run into things like: walls, doors, poles, stop signs, etc,. Oh! and please try not to stare at the person, because if you do you might end up doing all the things your not suppose to.

Girls just wanna be girls

Have you noticed that in this society the guys are expected to ask the girls out not the other way around? why is that? even though we have progressed from the old times there are still some old ways in all of us. women still wanna be hugged and told how pretty we are. We're not being conceited we just like being told that we are pretty. Woman have worked their way through lots of obstacles and still are. You might see us in court or on the streets bringing in bad guys. Wherever you see us however know this we are still going to dress up and look good. After all why not look good while kicking butt? :)