Can a fart kill you?

There's question I have been pondering for some while now. Can farts kill you? I now you're thinking doesn't she have to studying or doing homework instead of thinking weird things. The truth I do have a lot of stuff to do but still I wonder.

The gas that your body passes is just the food you eat. So I guess eat bad food and you get super nasty ones. Are they flammable ? Do they always have to be so loud?

Are they flammable? Answer: yes, very much. Your fart is made of methane( which is very flammable). Which means if you let one rip you might not do in front of an open flame. I guess if you really wanted to try it out it could be a very interesting science experiment.

Hmm, I don;t think they are always so loud. Some can as quiet as a mouse. I hear those are the ones you want to avoid. Silent but Deadly. Beware!

Boy Trouble?

Have you heard of women's intuition? All women are born with, which helps us as we grow but does it really? Our "intuition" helps us know certain things: like when boys like us and when they don't. But can we really trust it? May women intuition may be there but sometimes it stays silent and basically I end up making a fool of myself in front of the boy I like. So I came up with a way to make sure that never happens. ( At least I hope that will happen) First step never eat or drink something if you know he'll pass by you. (Or else you might end spilling or choking on whatever your eating or drinking.) Second step Make sure your shoelaces are tied or else you'll you will trip. Also look where your walking and make sure not to run into things like: walls, doors, poles, stop signs, etc,. Oh! and please try not to stare at the person, because if you do you might end up doing all the things your not suppose to.

Girls just wanna be girls

Have you noticed that in this society the guys are expected to ask the girls out not the other way around? why is that? even though we have progressed from the old times there are still some old ways in all of us. women still wanna be hugged and told how pretty we are. We're not being conceited we just like being told that we are pretty. Woman have worked their way through lots of obstacles and still are. You might see us in court or on the streets bringing in bad guys. Wherever you see us however know this we are still going to dress up and look good. After all why not look good while kicking butt? :)